(Theme song begins playing)

MASON
What if someone is listening to this broadcast right now? It’s not like there’s anything else to listen to in the middle of the apocalypse.

(radio static)

WILL
Hey, is this the radio person?

MASON
Uh, yeah, it’s Mason, who are-

WILL
No time, I’m in kind of a pickle right now. I’m surrounded by zombies.

MASON
Well, if you can make it to the old mall, there are a bunch of other survivors here.

(radio static)

ESME
It could be dangerous.

WILL
It’s the apocalypse; everything’s dangerous!

(radio static)

JULE
Tairam sent me up to be your next interviewee.

MASON
Aw, he does care!

JULE
He was worried you’d burn the mall down if you got bored.

(radio static)

WILL
I think I’d rather we both be stuck in the apocalypse together than see them left alone while I escaped.

(radio static)

MASON
Yearning for peace in the apocalypse, huh?

WILL
Hey, I used to be a pacifist before all this shit went down!

(radio static)

JULE
After all, what have you got to lose?

WILL
Uh, my life!?

JULE
Amateur worries.

(radio static)

NARRATOR
Listen to Apocalypse Radio wherever you get your podcasts.

MASON
Until next time, survivors!