Episode 1.6 Transcript

(theme song)

MASON

Well, Sesra, it’s about time you got up here.

SESRA

So it seems. Though it’s not my fault Wyncyn kept leaving to talk to you.

MASON

True, I guess someone has to man the kitchen.


SESRA

(flatly) And that someone was often me. But now he’s actually doing his job, so here I am.

MASON

Right. So! Tell me about yourself, about your life before the apocalypse.

SESRA

Well, my name is Sesra, I use she/her. My girlfriend and I ran a coffee shop before the zombies came around.

MASON

Woah, that’s awesome! What’s it called?

SESRA

“The Natural Brew.” We sourced naturally, locally, the whole nine yards. We used to have people lining up outside the store on busy mornings.

MASON

Hey, yeah, I went there a couple times. Pretty sure I had a few job interviews there back when I could still work.

SESRA

Yes, we were a popular spot for interviews and first dates. Our first date was at a coffee shop, actually. That’s part of why we opened The Natural Brew.

MASON

Aw, that’s so cute! Who’s your girlfriend?

SESRA

Hilda. She was the love of my life.

MASON

Oh, shit, I- Was?

SESRA

Yes, she… she was turned at the beginning of the apocalypse. A zombie bit her, this was back when we hardly even knew the virus was transferred by bites. We just tried to clean it normally as we quarantined, but then I woke up one morning to her groaning in the bathroom, and… and I…

MASON

Shit, Sesra. You don’t have to keep going, you can stop, I- I’m so sorry for your loss.

SESRA

It’s okay. Well, it’s not okay, but… that’s how the world is now. You lose people. Hopefully, someday, science can get those people back. But as of right now, that’s not even a possibility. We just have to accept what comes our way.

MASON

That’s… grim, but I guess I understand. You lost your girlfriend. Of course you’re feeling grim. [pause] Shit, uh- we’re getting a call. Can I..?

SESRA

Go ahead.

MASON

(solemnly) Hi, Will.

WILL

Did I call at a bad time?

MASON

Uh, sort of. I was just… (fake cheer) interviewing Sesra here! Sesra, say hello!

SESRA

Hello, Will. It’s nice to meet you.

WILL

Um, right, nice to meet you too. Sorry if I… Anyway. I’m coming up on a coffee shop, do you think they’ll have supplies?

MASON

Oh wow, we were just talking about coffee shops! Sesra used to own one.

SESRA

I’m sure most of their pastries and things are long past edible, if they’re not already gone. Coffee shops don’t exactly hoard many non-perishables.

Will

Damn. You think there’s any real reason to go in, then?

SESRA

Not really. Besides, you’re on a time limit, aren’t you?

WILL

Definitely, but I do need supplies… If you think it’s not worth it, I won’t go. Thanks for the advice.

SESRA

No problem. Perhaps I should get back to work—(wryly) so Wyncyn doesn’t burn down the kitchen.

MASON

Hey, Wyncyn’s not a bad cook!

SESRA

Maybe, but I’ve certainly known better.

WILL

Harsh.


SESRA

Oh well. Bye, Mason.

MASON

Bye, thanks for letting me interview you!

[pause]

WILL

She was… lively.

MASON

Oh, don’t be rude.

WILL

Sorry, I didn’t mean it in a mean way. She’s just very different from your usual guests.

MASON

Yeah, Sesra’s real cool and calm. It’s a shame she hates fighting, because she’s great at keeping her cool during disasters. Kitchen disasters, that is.

WILL

Speaking of kitchen disasters, I am one.

MASON

Oh, are you now?

WILL

Absolutely. I think I could burn soup.

MASON

Well, yeah. Soup can be burnt.

WILL

What? I thought soup was like, one of those things you couldn’t mess up. I was making a joke.

MASON

That’s… very telling.

WILL

Oh, whatever. I’m at the park on Main Street, by the way!

MASON

No shit! That’s where my dad taught me to ride a bike.

WILL

Hey, cool. You’ve never mentioned your dad before, is he at the mall with you?

MASON

Nah, he was up in Canada when the apocalypse hit. I’ve heard Canada was way ahead of the game with evacuation though, so he’s probably fine.

WILL

You haven’t heard from him?


MASON

Aw, geez, don’t make me worry!

WILL

Sorry, sorry! Just curious. I haven’t talked to my parents in years.

MASON

Why’s that?

WILL

‘Cuz they’re shit parents.

MASON

Oh, sorry.

WILL

I think we started this conversation off wrong.

MASON

Yeah, it’s cursed.

WILL

…But I still enjoyed talking to you. Even if it was cursed talking.

MASON

Just because it’s cursed doesn’t mean it wasn’t worthwhile. I enjoyed talking to you, too, Will.