
In Season 2 Episode 8 of Apocalypse Radio, the gang finally admits that something is amiss.
Transcript
HEN
Good morning, Mason, Will!
Mason
[yawns] Hey, Hen. Why are you here so early?
HEN
It’s a secret!
WILL
Well, that’s suspicious.
MASON
Yeah- Jesus, Will, you look absolutely terrible!
WILL
[sarcastically] A simple ‘You’re so handsome’ would have sufficed.
MASON
No, I mean it, like- You’re really green, and you look like you haven’t slept in years.
HEN
You do look pretty bad, Will.
WILL
I feel pretty bad, too.
HEN
But you still haven’t turned!
WILL
But I still haven’t turned, so there’s that. What did you wake us up so early for?
HEN
Well, she should be here soon…
[door opening]
DAETHIE
Guess who’s here?
MASON
Daethie, what’s up! I didn’t think we’d get to see you again.
DAETHIE
Yeah, I’m here escorting a messenger with some packages or something. [shocked] Holy- God, Will, are you okay?
WILL
I’ve been better.
DAETHIE
Shit, did you get bitten? When?
WILL
Here, first day in the colony after the initial quarantine.
DAETHIE
First day? But it’s been eleven days since we dropped you off here, so, three days quarantine… You got bitten eight days ago, and you still look like that?
Will
Again with the rude comments! Just because I look like a zombie doesn’t mean I want to hear about it.
DAETHIE
The point is that you haven’t turned, but you haven’t gotten better either.
MASON
It’s weird, right!?
DAETHIE
Uh, yeah! Any idea what’s going on?
HEN
The doctor assigned to Will says it’s the vaccine ‘battling it out’ with the zombie virus, but…
DAETHIE
Don’t vaccines usually shorten sicknesses, if they even occur at all?
WILL
The doc all but said this vaccine was experimental. I guess we’re in completely new territory here.
DAETHIE
Damn.
WILL
So, about this package…?
DAETHIE
Oh, sorry, it’s very classified. Even I don’t know what it is, just where one came from and where the other is going.
MASON
Well, where is it coming from?
DAETHIE
Earth. That’s as much as I can tell you.
MASON
Who the hell is sending packages from Earth?
DAETHIE
Great question, but I definitely couldn’t tell you that, even if I knew.
MASON
Fair enough. How’ve you been?
DAETHIE
Pretty good! I was moved from evacuation escort to package escort, as you can tell. But things have been… okay. I see a little less action this way, but I’d say that’s a good thing. It’s a shame I don’t get to see you all more often, though.
[phone buzzing]
DAETHIE
Oh shit, gotta go, they’re calling me! It was nice to get to talk to you guys again.
MASON
Yeah, of course! I’d say ‘give us a call,’ but I don’t think your cell does interplanetary communication.
DAETHIE
Yeahhh probably not, but if I’m ever on the moon with some free time, I’ll track you down. Get better soon, Will! Later!
WILL
Bye!
[door opening and closing]
[silence]
WILL
Hey, Hen, can you turn off the broadcast for a second?
[click, silence]
[phone recording starts]
WILL
What’s the point of turning off the broadcast if you record us on your phone anyway?
MASON
This is evidence, Will! I think I know what you’re gonna talk about, and we need to have a way for other people to know what was going on if we get merc’d.
HEN
Merc’d!? What the hell are you talking about?
WILL
Look, something about this place is just… sketchy.
MASON
The worst vibes.
WILL
I keep turning and un-turning, Dr. Elora is definitely putting something in my drink and there’s no way it’s ‘vitamin C,’ and now Daethie is escorting a messenger with a mysterious package to Earth? Not to mention how weird Elora was about where she was from.
HEN
You’re right, actually. I’ve been asking around, and everyone here is from the Shayn County area, Kitmouth or Arkmunster or Blackpool. Even the people I talked to from different colonies!
MASON
The colonies are labeled by evac times, so if this colony represents an entire round of evacs, shouldn’t there be more variety in where we’re all from?
WILL
I don’t like this, Mason.
MASON
Neither do I, Will. Neither do I.
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